Do not allow people to mispronounce your name
My poor baby!
i frickin love chickens there’s just so many of them
i mean first off you got your standard chickens
you got your rhode island red
you’ve got your buff orpington
you got your barred plymouth rock
i mean and then it just takes off
there’s tumblr’s favorite, the silkie
belgian bearded d’anvers???? bearded????????
frizzle chickens?????? how did this happen
GOD BLESS GALLUS GALLUS DOMESTICUS
I only have 4 moods:
- fuck this
- fuck that
- fuck me
- fuck you
I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
- fuck yeah
- fuck no
- fuck my life
- fuck everything
and don’t forget the inevitable
- fuck it
and for those who have just given up
this is beautiful
so apparently the risk management people at my university have told my political science professor that his tardis door is in violation of blah blah blah because “people might think police are actually available in his office”
okay, tamuc. okay.
y’all oh my gosh i am so done. i went by his office this morning and he’s added all of this to his bulletin board:
This is the most amazing sweater in existence.
If you knit, or can sweet talk someone who does, a person on ravelry charted this pattern to knit it (in black) for her son: http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/cabled-skull-chart-for-pullover
oh blimey knitting friends please please
Ahem so tackysnaps …. how you doin?
Oh I’d make it. For me. After the fifty or so things in my queue. XD
*wakes up at 9* nice
*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice
Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990
the perfect photoset
There’s thousands of notes on posts about how unfair it is that there isn’t a wonder woman movie and now that its been officially announced nobody is talking about it?
Like Can I get at least a hell yeah?
Went to a big group photo shoot yesterday and got some great photos!
I can’t wait to see the rest of them.
Cersei game too strong. Like, WAY too strong.
stop saying i can’t even and start saying i can even
believe in urself
is that a lawn mower flying
no, it’s a lawn mower following it’s dreams
Client: Do you do lemonade?
Me: Do we do… lemonade?
Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.
Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.
Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot.
Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -
Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!
Me: Do you mean… laminate?
I thought I’d share with everyone. (I hope they are just resting not filming because someone needs to move that water bottle