I only cause myself pain by having crossover ships. Like, I go to find fic to read like for any other pairing and then get really sad when I remember NONE EXIST.
Ugh. I’ll just have to fix that somehow. Melissa McCall and Alcide Herveaux will be together dammit.
A Supernatural/True Blood AU
Demons begin to plague the small town of Bon Temp, possessing every man, woman, and child these tortured souls can cram themselves into. Before any more damage is done, Sookie calls the Winchester brothers and urges them to help her stop what’s happening to her home. Her best friend Tara has already been possessed and as Jason goes off to find her, he gets himself possessed, too. Not only is that a big problem, but vampire Eric and his minion Ruby notice that Sookie isn’t able to be possessed and immediately take interest in her. It’s up to the Winchesters to stop the demons and help the humans rid themselves of these black souls.
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Eric and Pam in Breaking Bad
New Blood - The purest product
Someone needs to write a fic of a battalion of superheroes randomly showing up at Sam’s doorstep because they have nowhere else to go.
"Hey Sam… so Pepper threw me out of my house and Rhodey’s on vacation in Mexico."
"Steve has spoken much of you Son of Wil. Do you wish to do battle against my adopted brother?"
"So… show an archer these wings I’ve heard so much about."
And Sam cursing Steve and Natasha in the depths of his soul because they started the trend and then told all their friends about it.
i dont give a shit about those kids but who the fuck is that old man
is that elderly bilbo
that IS elderly bilbo
People think feminism means that there’s a group of women somewhere that want to take trousers with pockets away from men and give them to women, and give men trousers with fake pockets, while in reality feminism is the general idea that everyone should have trousers with pockets, because pockets are awesome.
Deleted scene - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1
WHY WAS THIS DELETED
THIS IS VERY SIGNIFICANT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
WHY THE FLYING FUCK WOULD YOU DELETE THIS
they also deleted Dudley saying that Harry isn’t a waste of space.
because they thought a creepy-ass scene where harry does up ginny’s dress was more worth the screentime
SOMEONE SAID IT
I always get offended when people go around me on the highway I’m sorry are we not going fast enough for you. Are you in a hurry. We’re all going to die anyway
My friends when they talk to me…
sorry bro [x]
A defining moment in children television history.